Friday, January 06, 2006

Online Dating Tips

Tips for OnlineDating from
Kerri Pomarolli official Online guru....do it yourself single
www.kerripom.com
Leslie you can play with these editing wise but send me what you're using..these are so much fun to write

1. Never sign on any dating site
a. after running into your ex and his/her new fiancee
b. after the hour of 1:00am
c. After watching any film starring Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts or anything I repeat anything on Lifetime Television for Women.

2. Do not put in your profile that your interests include "Long Walks on the Beach" if you reside in Ohio or other such states.

3. Men if you list your favorite movie as"Fried Green Tomatoes" to appear more in touch with your feminine side it would be a good idea to actually have seen the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes" or at least know one of the stars.

4. Never use your high school senior picture on your profile especially if you graduated before 1994. Also "Glamour headshots with feather boa and halo lighting do not make you look more like an angel! You may get such a response as 'Nice headshot..are you missing an arm?"

5. If asked what you are looking for in a mate a good response is to be honest such as "Someone who is willing to lie about how we met." Honesty is so important. Or if asked what you'd like to do on a first date an appropriate response might me "Well we met online so I'd like to go to the police station to get fingerprinted" Remember be open. Someone may be in prison now but think how much time they have to read their Bible and other great works or literature?
6. Everyone from Canada automatically seems more attractive in that imaginary "I met her in Canada and she's a model over summer break" kind of way but think about it..do you ever actually see them in person?Try to stay within your own country.


Kerri Pomarolli
www.kerripom.com
Thank you and God Bless!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice...

You might also include this note for men:

"If you're over 30, and still live at home, start spending money on an apartment or a house before you drop more coin on that computer you're sitting in front of, or any more 'action figures' next to the monitor."

(I know you're out there.)

Unknown said...

well met.